In all seriousness, I ran across this sleek little video hosted by Stéphane that tours the Tissot domaine and walks you through their practices. André makes several appearances, as does the future of the Tissot domaine. Learn how to identify and hand-pick Poulsard grapes from one of the best!
You really get a feel for how beautiful the Jura is...you can almost smell the Vin Jaune! Definitely worth checking out, even if (like me) you don't understand very much français!
